Meetings: Holiday Inn - Thursdays at 12:00pm-1:15pm
 

Grapevine

Good day, Rotarians! What happened to LAST week's full-featured Grapevine? Shortly after it was completed, the Martinsburg Rotary website was migrated to a new server. The October 2nd issue (and several back issues) of The Grapevine were forever lost in the migration. Oops! Weekly 'wisdom' from Bill Stover's Lexophilium: Today a man knocked on my door and...

Good day, Rotarians! Weekly chuckle from BILL STOVER’S LEXOPHILIUM: If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. See you at Rotary this Thursday for more weekly wisdom! Timely club business - ROTARY ON FACEBOOK: Our Martinsburg Rotary Facebook page is geared to ALL members,  plus we have a special and separate Satellite Rotary...

Good day, Rotarians! Weekly chuckle from BILL STOVER’S LEXOPHILIUM: They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.  See you at Rotary this Thursday for more weekly wisdom! Timely club business - BLANK & UNDELIVERED ROTARY EMAILS? For information and fix  > CLICK HERE ROTARY ON FACEBOOK: Our Martinsburg Rotary Facebook page is geared to ALL members,  plus...

Good day, Rotarians! Weekly chuckle from BILL STOVER’S LEXOPHILIUM: England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.  See you at Rotary this Thursday for more weekly wisdom! HEY! Your breakfast is ready! Labor Day Breakfast at War Memorial Park (730 am - 1030 am). Tickets are available at door. Timely club business - BLANK & UNDELIVERED...

Good day, Rotarians! Weekly chuckle from BILL STOVER’S LEXOPHILIUM: How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized.” See you at Rotary this Thursday for more weekly wisdom! Timely club business - BLANK & UNDELIVERED ROTARY EMAILS? For information and fix  > CLICK HERE Please wear your name tag at each meeting. It's friendly...